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Mr Lady comments on The WTF? Crush

Mr Lady — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:23:11 +0000

I thought you just liked them because all my potato chips crumbs collect in them. Little valleys of snacky goodness, that. :)

MPS comments on The WTF? Crush

MPS — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:21:36 +0000

@mrlady: Calling you "intimidating" was a compliment, honey. A backhanded one, perhaps, but I meant it with love. :-)

Stretch marks are sexy because they remind me of the physical ~~pain~~ torture my wife endured to bring our children into our lives.

They're sorta like tattoos, but even sexier.

Mr Lady comments on The WTF? Crush

Mr Lady — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:06:41 +0000

The Donor typed an entire comment justifying his Avril comment, and I deleted it. Because I thought he was bitching me out. Turns out he wasn't, and I am a big fat sensitive bitch.

That said, he did admit he thinks she's hot. In the same way BusyDad said.

MPS: I think I'm going to have to take that personally. See two sentences above. And I expect the "Why Stretch Marks Are Sexy" email to arrive in my inbox within the hour. ;-)

NukeDad: It's a paperweight.

Matt comments on The WTF? Crush

Matt — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:25:36 +0000

BusyDad - Completely right on the money. I also want to add that its not so much lowering the bar either. In fact, setting your sights from the young nubile starlet to the more grounded, family-oriented girl next door is actually raising it. These women are more complex, come with more baggage and basically have more to offer on a date than "did you see the Minolo's that Carrie was wearing at Big's apartment last night?"

I've said it before...theres a primal shift that occurs deep in the shadows of the male subconscious when they have children. Against our control, we begin to "hunt" a different kind of prey, based on what we feel our needs are at the time. We need companionship, entertainment, comfort...a mother to our children. Based on this, and unbeknownst to us, our top five list takes on a different appearance almost immediately.

Donor - Avril Lavine? Ummmm...........hmm.

MPS comments on The WTF? Crush

MPS — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:22:47 +0000

BusyDad, you totally nailed this one. About time! :-) Just kidding, dude - you hold your own amazingly well. I'd be way too intimidated to co-author a blog w/MrLady!

I have to ask though - are you 30-something wives really OK with your husbands leaving hot female celeb pix all over their computers? Cuz my 40-something wife would kick my 40-something ass out of bed if she caught me doing that.

Oh and BTW - my wife is definitely WAY hotter now than when we married. Thanks, breastfeeding! Oh, and stretch marks are totally hot too, but only Dads know why.

Tiffany comments on The WTF? Crush

Tiffany — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:10:17 +0000

Um I have a girl crush on Anne. That damn smile of hers will blind the sun but I think she's beautiful. But my all time fave girlcrush has to be Eva Mendez. That girl is smokin hott! And I agree that all of this gave you more reason to spend a shitload of money at the salon. LOL

NukeDad comments on The WTF? Crush

NukeDad — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:24:07 +0000

What's an "Iron"?

Jenny, Bloggess comments on The WTF? Crush

Jenny, Bloggess — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:35:59 +0000

"Hot cock garage".

That is my new favorite phrase ever.

Amaelija comments on The WTF? Crush

Amaelija — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:52:48 +0000

My husband and I both have a crush on Jennifer Garner.

Deb on the Rocks comments on The WTF? Crush

Deb on the Rocks — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:38:24 +0000

You know what they say: Mousy on the street, tigress in the sheets! At least I say that.